MARCH MADNESS

What a weird month.

I had to take my computer to the chiropractor. It slipped a disk.

My cat was sick as a dog.

I slipped on my slippers and caught a chill in my sweats.

I come from a mixed marriage. My mom's a woman and my dad's a guy.

Last night at dinner, I had a Highball with my Lo Mein. I ended up somewhere in the middle.

I accidentally mixed Rogaine with Viagra. My hair's been stiff all day.