Common Sense, a popular resident of long standing, died today. According to reports, she chocked on a ham sandwich while reading the Sunday Times.
She is preceded in death by her father, Good Sense, her mother, Horse Sense, and an elder brother, Yankee Ingenuity.
She is survived by two nieces, Paula Cole Correctness and Lotta Hype, and a nephew, Rush T. Judgment.
In lieu of flowers, the family requests mourners send donations to the following organizations:
ACLU
GET THE HAM OUT FOUNDATION
DON IMUS EFFIGY FUND
ROSIE FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN FUND
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